![]() Pretty much every object in the world is beholden to Coffee Stain's physics simulator, with live elements like fire and electricity folding more ingredients into its recipe for destruction, setting the scene for some truly spectacular chain reactions. ![]() Goat Simulator 3's open world is far from the prettiest or biggest in existence, but it's one that does, at least, beg to be tampered with. There's an impressive assortment all in all, and part of the joy of Goat Simulator 3 is in discovering just how ridiculous Coffee Stain could get with the next piece of equipment that it throws Pilgor's way. Some are there just for a laugh, such as horn boots that have Pilgor trumping with every step, but others can be genuinely helpful for navigating the more vertical areas of the world, including jetpacks and stilts. Much of this gear is cosmetic, but the higher-tier loot is equipped with passive and active abilities that can significantly alter, or outright break, Goat Simulator 3's slapstick action. Completing Events and Instincts nets you Karma, which you can then use to purchase gear for each different body part of your goat from head to hoof. Outside of this main questline, customization is where you'll be investing the most time in your goat's progression. I won't spoil what's inside this final destination of sorts, but can I honestly say it was worth the half dozen hours of Goat Simulator 3's shallow, juvenile play to discover its contents? Not for this billy goat gruff, but it is at least there for those who feel compelled to see Goat Simulator 3 through to its conclusion. If there's a main end goal to all of these activities, it's to reach the inner sanctum of the Goat Castle by ascending your way up the Illuminati Rank – achieved by attaining Illuminati Points from Events. Instead, Goat Simulator 3 has treated basic numerical convention with the same lack of regard that its main character has for the laws of physics, resulting in a title that, quite frankly, makes perfect sense for a game as chaotic as this one. ![]() ![]() You'd be forgiven for thinking you'd missed a Goat Simulator 2 sometime in the period between the release of Coffee Stain's original cult hit and this latest addition to the series. ![]()
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